I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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