Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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