You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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