Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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