So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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