You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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