Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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