Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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