so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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