Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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