there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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