help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
