i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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