I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
