the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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