Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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