he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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