I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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