It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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