playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
