u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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