Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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