I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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