how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
