He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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