So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's never too late to be topless.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
