Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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