Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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