The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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