i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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