Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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