Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Non-Jews are for practice
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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