I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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