I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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