It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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