West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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