just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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