The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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