Grow some girl-balls and come out already
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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