hell yes lets make some ravioli
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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