Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Alive.
So much puke
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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