Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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