But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
