Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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