shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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