is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
