STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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