but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
