How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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