she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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