I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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