I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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